Close call

"Noodles" (hilgyjeep) 06/22/2020 at 19:32 • Filed to: Plants suck

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This plant stabbed me square in the left eyeball yesterday.

It hurt quite a bit. I was just trying to grab the base to move it.

I noticed today that when I walk near it I flinch.

So now it lives outside looking at a wall. Screw that jerk. Stabbing people in the eye has consequences.

Btw my eye is fine. It hurt like hell for about 20 minutes. The plant hadn’t been watered in a while. So it wasn’t sharp. Just firm. Real jabby and firm.

So t he question is, if I had been watering it. Would it have tried to stab me in the eye?

Spaceball-Two > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 19:54

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I do the same thing with my kids...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 19:54

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I think you need to quietly dispose of it.

shop-teacher > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 19:58

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I'm going with no. It was trying to send you a message.

CB > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 20:00

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Welcome to the weird eye injury club!

Chariotoflove > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 20:56

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Why is it not at the bottom of the landfill by now?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Spaceball-Two 06/22/2020 at 21:12

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Banish them to the  outside or insert your eyeball to a sharp bit?

smobgirl > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 21:26

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I punished my black eye p lant with a chainsaw so I’d say it got off easy.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Noodles 06/22/2020 at 22:18

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Spaceball-Two > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/22/2020 at 22:31

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BOTH!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Spaceball-Two 06/22/2020 at 22:33

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Simultaneously?

Spaceball-Two > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/22/2020 at 22:57

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Hey man. I’ve been stuck working at home for over three months. YES!

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Noodles 06/23/2020 at 00:02

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Hmmm.

* Plant

*  Lurks outside houses

* Prone to stabbing people

* Has moved since last seen

IT’S A TRIFFID!!!!!!! RUNNN!!!!!!